I'm not quite back, but since I promised there'd be a rant, here it is. First things first, about my now-infamous condom rant. I got a LOT of e-mail about this one. I mean a LOT. Sheesh... talk about video games for months on end, get barely any e-mail, even from the people who still whine "They used to care about video games". And then talk about little plastic squares filled with latex/rubber/whatnot and boom! Mail everywhere... ah well. Anyway, here are a few of the more interesting replies I got:
This one's from Panda, who had a LOT of theories.
Okay, you'll probably get tons of responses, if only because they saw the word condom in your 'rant.' But I'm being serious.
1- I don't know you. You mentioned the catholic upbringing. Does that mean that you do not believe in premarital sex? --which would render the condoms useless to you, which they would know.
2- If you could plausibly have sex relatively soon-- EVEN if based on social factors it seems very unlikely (I'm not making fun, just if)-- then maybe they honestly think 'I don't need this anymore... maybe Dom could use it.' Condoms are usually good for 4 years you know. ;) I had a friend that gave me condoms after she decided to stop using them (but was on the pill), too.
3- still under the 'if you might actually need them' clause: maybe they think you could plausibly get laid (I put it that way because of the context) in the not-so-distant future, but know that you don't think you will, and they don't need them anyway, so they're thinking this way you're prepared, and then they made you think a little about the possability, if that makes sense. Again, on the tired. I sure hope this isn't all incoherent.
4- maybe they think you get laid at Cons a lot. I know a high schooler who isn't 'semi-famous' like you that does, and that really weirded me out when I found out. He's not even that attractive (not NOT attractive... anyway). Even the guys I went to Akon with that thought most of the people were freaks still watched for hot girls and complained when they didn't get any.
I'll answer in as few words as possible, since this one e-mail is as long as any of my rants :P
Casual sex just isn't something I go in for. I just don't see any point in it. Pre-marital sex I'm okay with, but casual/random stuff I don't personally agree with. Con sex is just eww.
There was another one that was just amusing, from Small Pink Mouse:
1. "I just *know* that you're active so stay safe!" Not necessarily a vote for your sense of discretion but at least an expression of concern for your wellbeing. Don't forget, *supposedly* these things are AIDS prevention as well.
2. "I hope you find the right girl with which to use these." Again, not a great vote for your discretion, but then again it's a positive vote for your romantic life and can be taken as the way those who are attached would like to see *everyone* happily attached. It's possible that some matchmaking attempts are in your future if this interpretation is correct.
3. "I'm settled down but you aren't, so score one for me!" At one time married people did have an excessively romantic view of how much "action" singles got and for all I knew it still might happen today. In that case they might be going for vicarious romance through the notion of "helping" you (I noticed a long time ago that the female appetite for Romance novels seems to increase rather than decrease after marriage).
4. If they know one another then perhaps word got around from the first, "You can pass them along to Dom. *He'll* take them." In which case what you have is the sort of generous frugality that wants to think an item is "in use by someone else" rather than "wasted". In this case expect more such gifts as word gets continues to get around (Sorta like the way we get books from our relatives that we wouldn't touch in a million years once word gets out that we like to read). In this case no hidden message; they just think you have a genuine use for the stuff. 5. Any combination of 1 through 4 that you would like to picture: No reason that people need only one motive. ^_~
A couple of additional thoughts do occur to me:
1. *Used* condoms got from *Ebay*? ^_^; Used for what by whom, and why would you want to trust them? ^_^;;; Either your first friend is a ditz, was being malicious, or else has a twisted sense of humor and was expecting you to get the joke.
2. If your one friend is as completely Lesbian as you believe (Although people *do* change their minds about these matters upon occasion unexpectedly!) you may want to regard this one as in the same spirit of having gotten the condos from a guy rather than from a girl. In that case possibility #3 would be the likeliest one in her case.
Hope some of this helps,
Small Pink Mouse
Interestingly enough, I haven't carried around a condom in ages. I just haven't felt the need to, since, as I said, casual sex isn't my thing. When you know that you aren't getting any any time soon and are okay with that, there's not really a need for condoms. Strangely enough, people have gotten the impression that I have a steady girlfriend recently. It's weird. Maybe it's some kind of strange "man with condom" aura... or maybe it's just overly huggy friends ;P
Oh. And the condoms weren't used, they were still in the package and stuff. They just weren't, y'know, NEW new.
Meanwhile, as many people have pointed out, my next hobby should probably be making condom balloon animals, since I just KNOW people will start giving me the damn things at cons, just like those miscellaneous stick figures. Dammit, Rod gets booze at cons, Fred gets fanart, and I get condoms and leg humpings? There's no justice.
Well, I guess I can at least get people to use protection when they try and go for my leg. I wonder if I can find airtight body condoms to rid the world of some overzealous fans...
And speaking of overzealous fans, this one's from kudaketa usagi ningyou:
weeeeelllllllll.....
if it's any consolation, i'd like to have your babies? *blink*
Uh. Right.
On to actual game stuff.
In between sessions of deadline panic, I've picked up my roommate's games of Xenosaga and Dark Cloud 2. Penny Arcade's already said a lot about Dark Cloud 2, but I have to say, while most of the game is fun and all that, monster transformation is one of the biggest wastes of time in an RPG since... well... all of Final Fantasy 8. You have to get fucking 26 levels just to raise your monster's attack from 8 to 9? That was just plain poorly thought out. For the same amount of experience that it takes to level up ONE of your monsters to the next stage of growth, you can easily make a weapon and bring it up at least four, five transformations. In that time, the weapon's attack will go up by about 80. How weak is that? I find it to be a horrible design-one of the only things about Dark Cloud 2 that I find to be poorly designed. Well, except that the Island King looks ugly. I mean "gouge your eyes out rather than looking at this monstrosity" ugly. Who decided to put a pinwheel at the end of the damned thing? I'll stick with the Dark Cloud, thanks...
On to Xenosaga. I don't really play the game itself--Xenogears burned me far too badly with its slow-ass pace, bad combat design (Hey, look, I just learned a new technique! Okay, time to ignore it until the boss fight, gotta learn the next one!) and the excruciating agony that was disc 2. I think I would've preferred gnawing off my own leg to sitting through even a half hour of that monstrosity. Xenosaga has the blessed, blessed skip function, and the voiceover makes it much easier on the psyche. Too bad Wendee Lee has about as much emotion in her voice as a plank hitting a wall. It's just about the only outright bad performance I've heard in it so far.
But all that doesn't matter, because all I play is Xenocard. Why? Because it reminds me of the Battletech card game, and even with the whole "Rares infinitely outclass commons" thing, I still like the design of it. There are a few things that annoy the crap out of me about the game. "Turn 1 Shion, turn 2 make Shion level 10, wipe the floor with you" has happened far too many times for me to be happy with what's supposed to be the deliberate pace of the game, and I don't think Gnosis should be able to start on the battlefield the turn they enter play... but oh well. It's a CCG that I don't need to spend money on.
I do have a question, though. It has, again, been bugging me for a while. So KOS-MOS is this robot that's been designed to save the world from these alien/spirit/parasite/demon things called Gnosis, right? And so she's an ultimate weapon on legs. I can understand giving her a female design. It's... well, it's just a design choice. Why was Data male? Because the designer wanted Data to be male. But the real question is, who's the crack addict that decided to give her a garter? I mean, really, a goddamn garter? On an android? What's the point of it, to keep her metal socks up? For all I know, those boots are part of her leg, so why the hell would she need a garter? It's just dumb.
Anyway, I should head off. I'm tired, and should sleep. I started this rant at 1 AM and have been writing it on and off for the whole day, so I figure it's a good time to head off. 'Til next time...