I am at the office... writing a rant without the aid of gin... This may be a problem...
Well today's strip is here, I have really wanted to do this episode for a long time. I'm just waiting for l33tspeak to evolve into it's own spoken language. As it stands now, all the h4x0r types would need to speak in subtitles to communicate in their native tongue.
Since I'm always short on inspiration I'm going to write about the only thing going on in my mind right now... Baldur's Gate II! I touched on this sweet title last week, but when a game is this cool - it deserves to be written about in greater detail! Either that - or I've run out of ideas on what to rant about today and I'm recycling old ones, you be the judge.
Baldur's Gate II is going to have something I absolutely worship, and that is Re-play value! BGII is going to have many nonlinear subplots that are directly related to what class you pick for you main character. Examples given have been if you are a fighter you will defend your own stronghold, a wizard may have a tower and need to train, and fix the mess's of his apprentices, a bard will run a playhouse and deal with the egos and other issues of their actors. BGII is going to be huge, the game is so huge, that you will have to play through it several times to do everything. For those of you who haven't been enlightened to the sheer coolness of this game, know that it will floor you, it will floor you in ways you didn't think you could be floored. Why will it do this? one word - "Canada" ... It's been proven now that there is something in the water in Canada that makes great game designers. This mystery liquid needs to be bottled up and sold in Dallas, TX - perhaps then our local game companies will produce something original.
The original Baldur's Gate was great fun for me, I liked so many of the characters in the game. Like most people, I loved Minsc's dialogue .. There is just something wholesome and right about "Butt-Kicking for Goodness!" But of all the characters, one is really standing out right now, and that's Imoen. Originally, I hated Imoen, in fact, the first couple times I played Balder's Gate, I ditched her the first moment I could. Then I finally played through with her to the end, and for some strange reason - I found her less annoying. I guess characters, even the annoying ones, will grow on you after awhile. What brings me to mention this is recently I took a look a screenshot that IGN had gotten of Imoen's new look for BGII. Taking a look at this girl now, she's hardly the over-the-top perky character I once knew, this to me - is a good thing. Granted even when I didn't mind having her in my party in BGI, I stilled couldn't stand her perpetual cheery attitude. There's something cool about Imoenin this new picture, I'm not sure what it is, but the character artist has done their job as I am now.. intrigued by her.
Space hamsters are always a good thing, especially if they are miniature. Having one can be a lot of fun, you can go to a party ask a girl if she wants to see your miniature giant space hamster. Unfortunately, I tried this once and got slapped, there's no justice in the world. Piro doesn't seem to understand my affliction for space hamsters, then again he does share my love of a anime called "Ebichu." Recently Gainax put out a really odd tv series called "Ebichu", simply put - it's about a hamster and her owner. I'd go into more detail but I may exceed MegaTokyo's MPAA R-rating.
Now if Bioware would just send me my Baldur's Gate II Collectors Edition ahead of time... I am suffering from boo-withdrawal...