Chapter 4: The Suberunker Brief
Well, I was holding this rant back until Cortana had finished creating a proper torrent site for MT, both for the subject of chapter 4 and for putting my goddamn Jeopardy! episode up on the site for people who've been asking for it since February (It exists, I swear! Bug Cortana on the forums to make it work!).
But, no, PHP is hard, so I'll just rawdog the rant this time. Sorry, buddy.
So anyway, when I left off my story a long-ass time ago, it was the Saturday of Anime Expo, and I found myself sitting behind the Press desk again, doing work to fill in the time and fill in the empty spot in the rotation. I honestly didn't mind it--I got to meet some nice press people, got to deal with some not-so-nice press people who reminded me how good it is to be polite, and my editors at NewType, who saw me last year bumming around the karaoke room (yes, guys, I'm a multi-talented nerd).
Also behind the press desk was a man-child you AMV fans know as Suberunker, but who I know as Vincent Benedict, my tween brahthah (As he tells it, he's the one who got the better Batman movie, and I can't disagree). As I said, everyone behind that desk either went to school with me or dates someone who went to school with me, so there were good times being had by all behind that desk.
But there was a dark cloud over it--rather than being press staff, "Subie" had gone to Anime Expo to participate in the music video contest, and as some of you may know, his entry was rejected for being too original.
He was more than a little bitter about it, and he will never enter Anime Expo's music video contest again, but in the interests of getting his video out to more people, since he just wants people to SEE it, check it out on AMV.org. Love it, hate it, feel meh about it, he just wants people to see his work, and while I promised that I'd put it up on MegaTokyo, I wanted to host it myself so as not to hammer The Org. Well, if the MT torrent system goes up, Suberunker's videos will be the first things on there, along with my Jeopardy! episode. And it'll happen soon, I promise! Bug Cortana to get it done!
Chapter 5: The Lost Day
Other than the residual angst about the Anime Music Video contest later that night, there really wasn't much that happened on Saturday. We sat around, we talked about what was going on, Suberunker, mikelurker and I made a long series of inane jokes, and we heard a lot more about CLAMP than we actually saw. Which I'm fine with, honestly--I was all set to go see their press panel, but I realized... I don't care. Things got much lighter for me when I didn't have anything scheduled.
And then Eric made a huge mistake. He gave me access to blank badges and a label maker.
With my short attention span and silly sense of humor, I promptly cranked out about 12 badges proclaiming the wearer to be Spartacus, Roman Gladiator. I started handing these out to my friends as they came by the booth, and everyone from Taka in Guest Relations to Hamu in Karaoke ended up wearing the things.
Among other badges I made for people included:
Snakes, On a Plane
Zinda, His Face Black, His Eyes Red
Adam, Prince of Eternia (well, this one was Paco-Paco's, not mine, but I remember it better than most of my other ones)
Suberunker, touchedbydom.com
Dom, touchedbysuberunker.com
Moral of the story: Don't give me a label maker unless you know exactly what you're getting into. You'll end up with a bunch of silly badges being passed around, and quite possibly a bunch of nerds yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!"
Next time: Niece-attacks and fanboyism.