It's been three days since I spent another 12 hours or so on the road--I had a graduation party to get to on Saturday.
I think I feel vaguely human again, though my back still complains about its work load every few hours.
But this rant isn't going to complain too much about my schedule or anything like that--I've already done that complaining to friends. No, this rant will start my recounting of what happened to me over the past few days.
So my tale of Ultimate Nerdiness starts on Wednesday, when I drive up to San Francisco to audition for Jeopardy. Well, actually, I drive up to Millbrae and take the BART line up to downtown San Francisco, since I'm not stupid.
I took a 50-question test that I'm not allowed was about, but just like the spelling bee, knowing your Greek is important. And, when it came time for the culling, they called my name--which I didn't recognize, because no one ever pronounces my last name right, except for other Vietnamese people.
So anyway, if you're curious what the Jeopardy audition process is like, here's what happens:
1) You go to a room filled with fellow Jeopardy! hopefuls.
2) Everyone takes a written test, and based on the results of this test, some 2-6 hopefuls are put into the files.
3) Now that you're in the files, the testers run a mock game to check your suitability for the show, like glibness and speed on the trigger (and in my case, ask about your cute cute nieces, since your cousin is a former Jeopardy! champion and recently had an ADORABLE daughter).
4) Based on the test, they write notes about how likely it'll be for you to get on the show (you don't see them) and you're done!
So anyway, yeah. That's step 1 of my becoming King Nerd. Step 2 was driving down to E3. Alone. Thankfully, there was no traffic except on 101, but still, it was 7 hours of ultra-boring driving.
I nearly went insane, and the only thing that kept me even vaguely alert was a never-ending stream of singing to myself in the car (not to mention a return to caffeine, which I'd been avoiding for months... caffeine kept me alive over the next four days).
I'll talk about E3 next rant--I have a few things to take care of before I head out for the day.