First off, yes, I know the strip is a low-blow, and its just plain wrong to kick someone when they are down but well, you have to understand that Piro and I are bastards, even if Piro refuses to admit it.
Now, to the rant!
There have long been a growing number of games which feature strong willed female heroines. This is something I'm happy to see, from Joanna Dark to Claire Redfield, gamers have been given a seemingly endless variety of characters whose shoes they can jump into, if even for just a short while.
The question I'd like to ask our readers, is what draws you to want to see a strong female lead in a videogame? If you were to ask Eidos executives (and if they were dead drunk enough to give a honest answer) they'd tell us that gamers simply want the eye-candy, they want to see women with unrealistic dimensions run a gauntlet of challenges that seems to produce a lot of bouncing, and in some cases, they'd be right. Still, I would like to believe there are enough people out there who want a main character with a more realistic persona.
Now, I'll be the first to admit I don't want the characters to look unattractive, If I'm going to spending the next week playing a game, I'd like it to be filled with a pleasant looking lead character. I do however feel there should be a balance, I'd like some realism in the designs, at least when it comes to body proportions (Core/Eidos, you listening?) I'd like the character to represent the best qualities of a plausible real person in terms of physical form and personality, rather then a unhealthy fantasy that can't be attained without major surgery, and support beams.
I am, and always will be a big fan of Biohazard's Claire Redfield. When Capcom designed Claire, a lot of things were finally done right. Lets exam Claire for a moment; she's in the age range of the average gamer, she begins her career in the Biohazard series as a newbie which gives the player the ability to grow with her character as she does throughout the game, she is given a realistic, yet attractive body, and most importantly her personality presents her as intelligent, determined, and yet still very fragile and therefore human. These are qualities I'd like to see more of in our female leads. The rest of the gaming industry should take the clue given to them by Capcom, and give us a little reality to go with our fantasy.
Having given this some thought, I've decided the next girl I get into a relationship with will first be required to be able to dispatch zombies with a crossbow.