A few notes before I get to the meat of this rant, also known as "the story of how Dom got hit in the back of the head with a metaphorical piledriver".
First, the first pics of Sega's elusive Kunoichi are out. Every Shinobi fan wanted a piece of this at E3 but was denied, but TGS attendees will be lucky enough to see the heir apparent to Hotsuma. But I'm a patient man. I know that I'll soon be dashing along walls and slashing up demonic chumps on my PS2 again. Life, as they say, is good.
One of my co-workers recently interviewed John Whitmore, development director for 2015, and he had a lot to say about the making of Vietnam-based video games. It's not something I agree with, personally, but all voices deserve to be heard. Check out his opinions here.
Also, look for my poor, beleaguered Oop-Ack to resume functionality in a couple weeks, as my server guy is having a T1 installed in his pad in that time frame.
Oh. And I take full responsibility for Piro's current costume [there are too many crack dealers in my life, i swear - piro]
Now, on with the show, the story of how Disgaea: Hour of Darkness hit me like a mack truck.
So I get home on Saturday to find that my roommate Cortana is playing a strategy game on the PS2, which has been neglected lately due since I finally got KotOR back from my friend. I've heard good stuff about this game from co-workers, so I sat down and watched. I was never much for Final Fantasy Tactics, but was a Shining Force freak, so I figured I'd at least give it a chance.
Then I saw that the game had a ninja character class in it. "Hmm, okay, I'll play at least enough to get me a ninja," I say to myself, "That should be enough for me."
Then I blinked, and it was 3:30 AM, a phenomenon that is occurring with increasing frequency. I kept telling myself "Okay, just one more level on the Item World and I'll be fine... just one more color chain and I'll be fine..."
Yeah, right. At every turn the game gets more and more complex, and I can't help but play another 2 hours per shiny new weapon in order to get the most out of both the weapon and the game in general. I mean, this thing is insanely complex. I regularly spend 15 minutes trying to work out color chains in my head (I refuse to take notes on a game I'm not writing the strategy guide for) and am still trying to save up enough Mana to convince the Dark Congress that I need better stats. I mean, I'm 20 hours in already, and I'm only on episode 4 of 14. I haven't left the castle for about 8 hours. I have a bad feeling about how much time I'm going to have for eating and sleeping over the next few weeks...
It gets worse, too. I look on the horizon and see the third .Hack game begging to eat up my free time, along with Dynasty Warriors 4 for the Xbox.
It's great to be alive.