Yes, I'm quite aware that I haven't ranted in almost two weeks now. I'm not sorry, there's been a lot of crap I've had to take care of. And there's going to be more, too. Oop-ack.com is aaaalmost ready for public consumption. The estimate was off. Hodge-Podge's new estimate is that it'll be up... soon. And then we'll start hacking at a cosplay database. Whee~
A final bit of clean-up: I recently got this e-mail from our buds over at Bioware: It's pretty interesting. Yeah... interesting.
Shirt Guy Dom, I must say that I am incensed that you have theunmitigated gall to put up such vile misinformation in your rant sectionof the Megatokyo web site. BioWare has NOT authorized the release,marketing, development, or conception of the "Shirt Guy Dom GoldCollection" nor the games "Shirt Guy Dom Make My Video," "MegaTokyo MudWrestling," "Star Wars Episode 3: Stick Figure Sith" or the Shirt GuyDom expansion to Neverwinter Nights. This is all typical of your desirefor more face time and self-promotion on the Megatokyo web site,something you've been clamoring for ever since the mysteriousdisappearance of Great Teacher Largo some months back. Should youpersist in perpetrating these unsupported announcements of unauthorizedproducts, I will be rather upset with you and all your Megatokyobrethren. Besides, I'd much rather see a "NeverLargo Nights" game whereLargo finally gets his chance to rid the Forgotten Realms of its zombieinfestation once and for all.
Who is depicted-in the July 12, 2002 Megatokyo cartoon-drooling over aNeverwinter Nights box? Why, I do believe it's someone whose name is NOTShirt Guy Dom! Who has been assigned Boo as a guardian angel? Shirt GuyDom? Most certainly not! Who wanted BioWare to make him their monkeyboy? Someone other than Shirt Guy Dom, as I recall. In the face of allthat evidence, which can be easily found in Megatokyo's archives, Ithink that if BioWare were to do anything with MegaTokyo, it would bewith Great Teacher Largo and not you, so-called Shirt Guy Dom, or shouldI say "Short Guy DUMB"? Yeah, that's right, you heard me. I'm callingyou out. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Sic your stick-figuredalter ego on me, is that it? You gonna poke me with your stick-figuredhand or draw unflattering stick-figure representations of your victoryover me? I'm shaking in my Neverwinter Nights shirt (which is includedin the Neverwinter Nights Collector's Edition, I might add). Come on,Shirt Guy Dom, bring it on! You and me, this Sunday at Wrestlemania, inthe squared circle! No holds barred, no disqualifications! QA Ninja Stanand Shirt Guy Dom in the steel cage!
That's right, Shirt Guy Dom. We want overenthusiastic,conspiracy-theorist fanboys like Largo hyping our product, notshirt-selling, rant-writing, glasses-wearing, stick-figure-drawing,Piro-subsituting, Largo-killing, weasel-rapping, tire-rolling,beef-triping, gold-smelting, table-constructing, penguin-suiting,carbohydrate-consuming, beer-drinking, language-speaking,elbow-dropping, bus-driving, two-timing, pain-bringing,game-worshipping, television-taping, computer-defragging, pants-swiping,fence-painting, plant-growing, video-renting hacks like you.
Stanley Woo, Quality Assurance Ninja
BioWare: Where quality begins with QA!
What a pack of nutjobs :)
Meanwhile, I was sent this Fist of the North Star-inspired flash recently. It's also... interesting.
That's your horoscope for today.