During E3 this year, I had the sweet opportunity to sample one of the year’s upcoming hits. A surreal visual and testosterone-laden experience named Devil May Cry.
There really isn’t a good way to describe it other thean as the first game to replicate a Hong Kong action/fantasy film. The game rates you by a system that had to be built around having the player go thru the game in the most stylish, fluid, and flawless possible fashion. The system takes a dislike to you for taking damage from baddies, revisiting rooms you don’t need to, taking too much time, wasting your resources, and requiring certain bandaid items. Basically, the more entertaining the game is for people around you watching, the better you're scored. Which is a great concept – considering since I got this game, I’ve had to watch one of my friends play thru it… for hours...
Its game play is similar in style to a cross between Onimusha & CastleVania. Part of this is evident in that you have differing camera angles that you are unable to control, and the added suspense of being attacked when you least expect it or want it.
The usual survival horror tools can be found in the game as well; including items, weapons, and puzzles – yes… lots of puzzles… All of this presented over a backdrop so sinister that you may find yourself sleeping with the lights on for a while.
It has two crucial elements required to have a kick-ass game.
1) Big Ass Sword2) Unlimited Ammo
Given those two factors alone, it would have earned my full support. However the game perfectly captures the feeling of a suspense film, from haunting music, to breathtaking scenes around an abandoned island. The castle on the island is so intricate and detailed with elements designed to unnerve you, that it easily could of been pulled straight out of a novel by H.P. Lovecraft.
I’ve only had a few complaints about the game, for one – Trish is no Claire Redfield, but then again – who is? Still, she gets major points for having sweet hips. Mmmm hips...
Other then that, my only major problem with it, is the total lack of zombies. As most people know, I loathe the undead – and I take a substantial amount of pleasure in filling them with immeasurable quantities of lead. Now, demonic puppets and giant spiders can be a nice close second, but there just isn’t a greater feeling in the world then seeing a bunch of filthy zombies being blown into tiny pieces.
As … one or two-hundred thousand of you… have pointed out to me in email, I haven't ranted in the last month. Main reason for this is I’ve been busy with other aspects of my life, including the whole girlfriend thing. I generally don’t go into great detail about my personal life (like some other people on this website *cough*). However, I thought I’d let you, our wonderful and always appreciated readers, know that yes – I’m alive, and yes – I’ll be ranting on a regular basis in the future. Even if it’s only because I'm being blackmailed into writing them by my significant other, Ruby.
A lot has happened over the last month in terms of MegaTokyo, from certain cameo strips to my friend and fellow LSU alum over at EN (Poe is great, tho one of these days Piro is going to kill him),
Another recent event has been finding out that we have some readers over seas right now working with the operations in Afghanistan. As Piro pointed out awhile back when we learned that those soldiers wanted a way to see MT, we were stunned. I mean, here these guys are – half way across the world, fighting to defend my freedom – and what some of them just want right now is to read some MegaTokyo? It’s an odd feeling when you realize something you’ve created means so much to other people. In general, I try to pretend that isn’t the case. However, as a long standing strong supporter of this nation’s military, I couldn’t have been happier to know we’re able to do something to make the day a little more enjoyable for some of our troops.
Some of the people who picked up our steins have been really happy with the quality, I’ve got mine in front of me (and yes it’s full), I’ll be getting more these suckers next week to give out to my friends. Ahh.. Steins… one of mankind’s greatest creations… next to alcohol.
That about raps up this installment of largo-rant, be sure to tune in next week when we revisit the inane thoughts of a largo.