In the interests of getting that horrid pic off the site that Dom put up in his rant last week - I'm having to put up an unplanned rant. On Thursday I'll post my review of Anarchy Online Beta4. Hint: This game is sweet.
I recently got a email from one of my friends with the following lessons learned from life, so I thought I'd post it.
-- BEGIN --
"What I have learned as I have matured...
I've learned that you cannot makesomeone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes yearsto build up trust, and it only takessuspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get byon charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big willyor huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn'tcompare yourself to others - they aremore screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomitinglong after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsiblefor what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless ofhow hot and steamy a relationship is atfirst, the passion fades, and there had betterbe a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when somethingisn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
I've learned that the people you care mostabout in life are taken from you too soonand all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybesomething good will happen.
If not...tough shit."
-- END --
I read over all that and decided that it lacked something. It lacked a gamer version. So the following is my take on it.
"What I have learned as games have matured... I've learned that you cannot make a realistic First Person Shooter. All you can do is frag people and hope they don't respawn.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people will continue to camp.
I've learned that it takes years to build a decent game, and it only takes IGN.com five seconds to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on hype for about fifteen months. After that, you'd better have a decent product, or you'll be shot.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare console and PC games. People that do are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. (no change)
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. (no change... woohoo!)
I've learned that regardless of how many bump maps and steamy pixles the DOA3 girls have, their relationship with Microsoft makes the passion fade.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working on your PC, it's because you fsck'd it up.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon because of EverQuest....